"Stages of the I Love You Virus" joke

The "I LOVE YOU" virus is making the
rounds again, and it is mutating into several stages. If you
watch your file manager closely, you'll see it mutate like so:
It'll start as the "I Love You" virus.
Then it'll morph into the "I Like You A Lot" virus.
Followed by the "You're Nice, But I Just Wanna Be Friends"
virus.
Then, "Look, It Was Just A Date, Don't Get Clingy" virus.
After "Ok, I Think It's Best If We Don't Have Anymore
Contact" virus it'll mutate into "It Was Late, I Was Drunk,
You Were Easy" virus.
Finally, the "Stop Calling Me, You Unfeeling Prick" will be
morphed into "That's IT! I Hate You AND Your Stupid Dog!"
virus.