""Stand Up," "Sit Down,"" joke

The nonchurchgoer's wife persuaded him to attend a service on a hot summer Sunday. He was ignorant of the various rituals involved and his spouse seemed to constantly be whispering, "Stand up," "Sit down," "Kneel," "Stand up," "Sit."
Perspiring from all the activity, he took out a handkerchief to mop his brow and then laid it on his lap to dry. Seeing this, his wife leaned over and whispered, "Is your fly open?"
"No," he replied testily. "Should it be?"

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