"Standing in Line" joke

This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massaging the person in front`s back. The other bloke immediately turns round and says to him, "What the hell do you think you`re doing?"

The bloke behind tells him, "Well, I`m a chiropractor and I can`t help myself. I can`t help practicing my art."

"Are you crazy?" says the bloke in front, "I`m a lawyer, but do you see me f**king the bloke in front of me?"

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