"Star Wars Holiday Humor" joke

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke, ” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know! ”
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader’s reach, “How do you know!? ” Luke yelled at him, “How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas!? ”
Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, “I felt your presents. ”

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