"Star wars sexually tilted lines" joke
Star Wars Trilogy (or more soon?) Sexually Tilted Lines
Top 10 sexually tilted lines from Star Wars:
1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid.
2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough.
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Sorry about the mess...
5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
6. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper.
7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
Top 10 Sexually tilted lines from the Empire Strikes Back
1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
2. Possible he came through the south entrance.
3. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that huh kid.
4. Hurry up, Golden-rod!
5. That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual for a while.
6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, Come...
7. Control, control. You must learn control!
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
9. Size matters not, judge me by my size do you?
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
Top 10 sexually tiltes lines from Return of the Jedi
1. Rise, my friend.
2. Open the back door.
3. Hey, point that thing somewhere else.
4. Its just a dead animal.
5. Not bad for a little furball.
6. Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat.
7. How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming.
8. Keep on that one, I'll take these two.
9. I want you to take her. I mean it, take her.
10. I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they made her Chewie
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