"State Mottos" joke

AlabamaHell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
ArizonaBut It's A Dry Heat
ArkansasLiteracy Ain't Everything
CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
ColoradoIf You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It - Yet
DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids
GeorgiaWe Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
HawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
IllinoisPlease Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
IowaWe Do Amazing Things With Corn
KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States
KentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last Names
LouisianaWe're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
MaineWe're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
MarylandIf You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
MassachusettsOur Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
MichiganFirst Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
MississippiCome And Feel Better About Your Own State
MissouriYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
MontanaLand Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
NebraskaAsk About Our State Motto Contest
NevadaHookers and Poker!
New HampshireGo Away And Leave Us Alone
New JerseyYou Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New MexicoLizards Make Excellent pets
New YorkYou Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....
North CarolinaTobacco Is A Vegetable
North DakotaWe Really Are One Of The 50 States!
OhioAt Least We're Not Michigan
OklahomaLike The Play, Only No Singing
OregonSpotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
PennsylvaniaCook With Coal
Rhode IslandWe're Not REALLY An Island
South CarolinaRemember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South DakotaCloser Than North Dakota
TennesseeThe Educashun State
TexasSi' Hablo Ing'les
UtahOur Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
VermontYep
VirginiaWho Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
WashingtonHelp! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.Wanna Be Mayor?
West VirginiaOne Big Happy Family... Really!
WisconsinCome Cut The Cheese
WyomingWhere Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared