"State Slogans" joke

Alabama:
At Least We're not MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona:
But It's a Dry HeatArkansas:
Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia:
As Seen on TVColorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterFlorida:
Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia:
Without Atlanta we're AlabamaHawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last NamesLouisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland:
A Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'sMichigan:
First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada:
Whores and Poker! New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...North Carolina:
Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States! Ohio:
We Wish We Were In MichiganOklahoma:
Like the Play, only No SingingOregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania:
Cook With CoalRhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the NorthSouth Dakota:
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee:
The Educashun StateTexas:
A Whole 'Nother Country! Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont:
YepVirginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family - Really! Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming:
Wynot?