"Statistical one-liner" joke
The only time a pie chart is appropriate is at a baker's convention.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Telea:why do they?
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WTFisAhairline:Your hair line.. and a street sign... Compare.... Your hair line AND A ROAD LINE...... Compare.... Your hair line AND A DETOUR!!!
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jada:ha ha ha my sides are splittting
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