"Statues" joke
There were two statues in the park. One day an angel came down from heaven and spoke to the statues. "I have been given the power to grant you 3 hours of life. You may do anything you want." With that the stautes came to life. Since the were male and female, they both ran into some bushes. The angel stood by as the bushes shock and sounds if laughter came from them. After 2 and half hours the statues came out of the bushes with wide smiles. "You have another half hour. Is there still something you would like to do?" the angel asked. "Well do you want to do it again?" asked the male statue. "Sure" replyed the female with a giggle. "Only this time you hold the pidgeons and I'll poop on their heads"
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