"Stay Out of The Dorms" joke

It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the students and pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory is out-of-bounds to all male students. Likewise, the male dormitory is out-of-bounds to all female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the first time. Breaking this rule a second time will carry a fine of $75. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $200. Any questions?"
A male student at the back of the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

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