"Stay awake in Religion Class" joke

There was once a little girl in Religion Class one day sleeping peacfully then the teacher asked her "Who created the earth?" The boy behind the girl stuck a pin in Her and she woke up and said "God Almighty" The teacher said "very good" and the girl returned to her sleep then the teacher asked her "who was the leader of the twelve apostles" the boy behind the girl stuck the pin in her again and she woke up and said "Jesus Christ" "very good" said the teacher and the wee girl returned to sleeping, then the teacher asked her "what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child" the boy behind her stuck the pin in her once again and she woke up and said" If you stick that thing into me one more time I will break it in half!!!

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