"Steal From Lawyers" joke

Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries.
“Didja get anything on that last heist? ” Jack asked.
“Nuttin’ at all, ” Mugs admitted. “Toins out that the guy that lives there’s a lawyer. ”
“Jeez, ain’t that the breaks, ” his friend sympathized.
“Didja lose anything? ”

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