"Still Hot" joke
An elderly couple were sitting around the breakfast table one morning, doing a little reminiscing. "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years," the old man said to his wife.
"Yes, we have, dear," replied his wife. "Just think, 50 years ago we were sitting right here at this breakfast table together."
"We were probably sitting here butt naked fifty years ago," said the husband.
"Well, what do you say?" she said, with a sheepish grin. "Shall we get naked?"
In a flash they both stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, dearest," the old lady said breathlessly, "my nipples are still as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
"I'm not surprised, dear," the husband replied, "one is in your coffee and the other in your oatmeal!"
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