"Stolen Turkey" joke

George rushed into the confessional with a turkey under his arm. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I stole this turkey to feed my family. Please, would you take it and relieve my guilt."
"Certainly not," the Priest said. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."
"But I tried and he refused," sobbed George. "Father, what should I do?"
"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family," the Priest said.
"Thank you, Father," George replied, as he rushed off.
When the Priest returned to his residence, he entered the kitchen and found that someone had stolen his Thanksgiving turkey.

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