"Stop the count!" joke

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results." I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says." You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly." Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" "Nine...""Eight...""Seven..."

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