"Strange Request" joke

A trucker who has been out on the road for some weeks stopped into a brothel. Going up to the madam, he slapped $500 on the counter and said, "I would like your ugliest woman and a plain bologna sandwich."
Surprised by his strange request, the madam replied, "Sir, for that kind of money you could have my finest lady and a three-course gourmet meal."
"Listen, honey," the trucker replied, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick!"

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