"Strangers talking about sports in bar" joke

Heard this on one the radio this morning by some stand-up English comedian...
"I'll never talk to anybody about sports in bar again. Last night I said to some guy,
'I think Ireland have the best football team.'
He said, 'No way, mate, the English football team is much better.'
I said, 'YOUR NUTS!'
And then he punched me right in the face. Thats the last time that I'll warn anybody that their balls are on fire...

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