"Stress Ball" joke

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a brown tennis ball sized rubbery ball and begins to squeeze it. Another man from the other side of the bar asks, whats that thing supposed to do for ya mate. The 1st guy replies, its to releive me of stress. 2nd man asks, so where'd you get it from? 1st guy says, Oh I found it. so the 2nd man asks if he could try, sure you can, replies the 1st guy, and rolls the ball across the bar. The 2nd man begins squeezing it, he then says, this is oddly familiar, then he sniffs it and then says, I know what that is, thats SHIT!!! and throws the ball at the 1st guy. The 1st guy says, IS IT! Thank christ, I spent so long picking it out my ass I thought it was Cancer!

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