"Stupid Muslim Jokes" joke
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
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