"Stupid son" joke

there was once a mum dad and a litlle boy now they had guest coming round so the mum was putting lipstick on and she said shit so the little boy said
"mum what does shit mean" so the mum goes
"go away go to your dad" so this little boy goes to his dad now they are having a barbecue so he sorting out the turkey then the dad said fuk! so the little boy goes
"dad what does fuk mean"
the dad goes go and get the phone because it is ringin so he gets the phone and its the guest that are coming around and they go
"son is your mum and dad there"
and the little boy said yes my mum is shitting the lipstick and my dad is fukin the turkey.

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