"Stuttering man with 17 inch schlong" joke

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says "D-D-Doctor, I h-have a s-stuttering p-p-problem."
The doc notices a big bulge in the guys crotch and says "Let's have a look." The doc is shocked to see that the guy has a 17" schlong.
"What you have is Stutterus Schlongus. I can cure your stuttering by cutting off 10 inches."
The guy says "okay" and the operation is done on the spot.
The next day the guys says "Doc, my wife left me because of the operations. I don't care if I stutter, I want my schlong back!"
The doc looks at the floor and says "It's t-t-too l-l-late!!!"

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