"Submarine humor and fun" joke

Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander "Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth" "Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how' bout you..?" "Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts." NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water." EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water." CAPT: "What, no water,. .. very well, secure the showers."

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