"Sunday Dinner" joke
The preacher's wife was preparing Sunday dinner when he walked into the house and told her, "The ham smells delicious dear."
"It's a Dam-Ham," replied his wife. The preacher was very taken back by his wife's use of profanity, so she showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham.
When they were seated for dinner, the preacher said to his son, "Pass me the dam-ham son."
"That's the spirit Pop," replied his son. "Now, could you pass me the fucking potatoes."
The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The preacher was surprised by his wife's use of profanity. She showed him the wrapper and explained more...
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After 5 or 6 children, this started to more...
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the
hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he more...