"Sunday School" joke

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across safely. The he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved. ”
“Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you? ” his mother asked.
“Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it. ”

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