"Super Bowl" joke
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
“No, ” he says, “The seat is empty. ”
“This is incredible, ” said the man.
“Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it? ”
He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven’t been to
together since we got married in 1967. ”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat? ”
The man shakes his head.
“No, they’re all at the funeral. ”
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