"Super Bowl Seat" joke

A man was in his 50 yard line seat at the Super Bowl when another man came over to him and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat beside him.
"No, it's empty," the first man replied.
"Incredible!", the second man said, "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not make use of it?"
"Actually, the seat belongs to me," replied the man. "My wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't attended together in our 25 years of marriage."
"I'm sorry to hear that. How very sad. Could you not find someone else to take the seat? Perhaps a friend or relative?" the second man asked.
"No, they're all at the funeral."

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