"Superman" joke

One night in Metropolis, Superman was sitting at home, extremely bored and was wanting to have a quick fling.
Upon realizing that he in fact had super powers he decided to start flying around to find a suitable "partner"
After flying around for an hour Superman spotted Wonder Woman completely naked and groaning with pleasure on her bed in front of an open window.
Since he was faster than a speeding bullet he decided to quickly fly down there have sex with her and fly away
Immediately after Superman flew away, Wonder Woman sat up and said, "Did you feel that?"
"No," said the Invisible Man, "but my ass is killing me."

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