"Superman and Batman" joke

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a pussy." The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
Wonder woman "SUPERMAN SAW WONDER WOMAN ON HER BED ONE DAY, NUDE, SPREAD -EAGLE, PLAYING WITH HERSELF. HE LOOKED IN HER BEDROOM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. HE THOUGHT, "
WHY I'LL BET I CAN FLY IN TO BEDROOM AND SCREW HER WITH MY SUPER-SPEED AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED"
. SO- HE FLYS INTO HER BEDROOM, SCREWS HER AND FLYS OUT WITH SUPER-SPEED. SHE YELLS,"
DAMN, INVISIBLE MAN, WHAT WAS THAT?"
THE INVISIBLE -MAN SAYS, "
I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY ASSHOLE HURTS!"

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