"Suppository In Her Ear" joke
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining
and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the
doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:
D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L: ? eh?
D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR! L: ?? EH??
D: (shouting) -IN YOUR EAR! -A SUPPOSITORY!!! L: Oh, thank
Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid!
A man was experiencing a great deal of pain from a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he went to see his doctor. The doctor told him that the pain could be relieved by suppositories and asked if he would like him to insert the first one. Slightly embarrassed, the man agreed. He bent more...