"Surgeon's Note" joke
A young woman with purple hair styled into a Mohawk, wearing strange clothing and sporting a variety of tattoos entered the hospital emergency room.
Upon examining her it was quickly determined that she had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was on the operating table, completely disrobed, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and there was a tattoo above it which read, 'Keep off the grass'.
After the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, saying, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'.
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.At about 2:00 in the morning, more...
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, more...