"Sushi" joke
Going out for sushi is a really good first date idea, especially if you're a shallow person.
Not only does it make you seem classy, but it also gives you the opportunity to see what your date will and won't put in their mouth.
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.4. Say, more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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