"TAXI TAXI" joke

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of
the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and
stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver said "
Look mate, don't ever do that again. You
scared the daylights out of me!"
> > >
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that
a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied "
Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been
driving hearses for the last 25 years!"