"THE BLIND MAN" joke
There was this woman with huge breasts who was always being harassed and whistled at by men. She had had enough of this and decided to join a convent.
One day during the summer the heat was unbearable. Since she was in her office, and no one was there, she took off her clothes exposing her breasts.
Her secretary buzzed her on the phone and said, "Sister Mary-Francis, the blind man is here." She thought for a second and decided to allow the blind man to come in. She figured since he was blind she would not need to get dressed.
When he entered, he said, "WOW! Those are the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen. Now, where do you want me to put the blinds?"
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