"THE REVISED MIRANDA RIGHTS - VERSION 2" joke
1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to an ass-kicking.
2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT present at the time of the ass-kicking.
3. If you don't have a priest, one will be appointed free of charge, to read you your last prayer.
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