"THOUGHTFUL QUESTIONS" joke

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do' practice'?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do scientists call it' re'search when looking for something new?
If vegetable oil's made of vegetables, and olive oil's made of olives. .. what is baby oil made of?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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