"THOU SHALT NOT PARK" joke

Jack Gremillion tells of the minister who parked in a no-parking zone and left this note on his windshield: "I have circled this block 10 times. I have an appointment to keep. Forgive us our trespasses." When he returned to his car, this reply was attached to a parking ticket: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

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