"TRIP TO THE MALL" joke

AN AMISH FAMILY GOES TO A MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME. THE MOTHER & DAUGHTER GO ONE WAY, THE FATHER & SON THE OTHER.
THE FATHER & SON COME UPON AN ELEVATOR, WHICH NEITHER HAD EVER SEEN.
WHAT IS THIS, PAPA, THE BOY ASKED?
I DO NOT KNOW, REPLIED THE FATHER.
AT THAT, A FAT UGLY WOMEN STEPPED TO THE DOORS, PRESSED THE BUTTON AND AS IF BY MAGIC, THE DOORS OPENED AND IN WALKED THE FAT, UGLY WOMEN.
THEY WATCHED THE LIGHTS BLINK OVER THE DOORS, 3-4-5-6 AND THEN THEY BLINKED AGAIN, 6-5-4-3 AND THE DOORS OPENED AGAIN, AUTOMATICALLY. AND OUT STEPPED A BEAUTIFUL, WELL ENDOWED GIRL.
WHAT IS THIS THING PAPA, THE BOY ASKED AGAIN?
I DO NOT KNOW MY SON, BUT GO AND FIND YOUR MOTHER !

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