"Tabby Cat" joke
A woman took her 6-year-old daughter to pick out some fish at the pet store. While there, they walked past the caged cats, and little Emily got curious.
"Mommy, mommy! I wanna look at the kitties."
So they went over to them. Little Emily looked at each pair of cats in each cage, they were set up into pairs of cat species that got along with each other. Little Emily pointed at each cage and asked her mom what the name of each species was.
"Mommy, what's that?" she asked.
"Why, that's a Himalayan."
"What about THAT one?"
"That's a Persian."
And so it went on. When she reached the last cage, little Emily noticed that one of the cats was on top of each other. Pointing to the one on top, she asked "Mommy, what's that one?"
"A Tabby,"
"What are they doing?"
After thinking for a second, the mother said, "Well, they're mating."
A week later, little Emily's family went to go visit her grandmother in Tennessee, whom she had never met before. Her name was Tabitha, but everybody called her Tabby. Her husband had recently passed away.
When they reached her house, they were greeted by their Aunt Susie, who shook everybody's hands, and when she shook little Emily's, she smiled and said "Are you excited to meet your grandmother, Tabby? I know you must be, because you've never seen her before,"
"Oh, I've seen her," little Emily smiled, "I saw her having sex with a cat the other day!"
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to more...