"Take Him By Surprise" joke

Suspecting her husband was having an affair with the maid, a wife thought of a way to take him by surprise.
One Friday, she gave the maid the day off. That night, she went into the maid's room, turned off all the lights, slipped into the maid's bed and waited. A couple of hours later, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her.
After several passionate kisses, the wife suddenly sat up, switched on a light and asked, "Surprised?"
"You bet I am, ma'am," stammered the nervous chauffeur.

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