"Talking to kids" joke
A business man urgently needed to talk to his star employee so he called him at home on a Saturday. He was very surprised when the phone was answered before the first ring was even complete. A small boy's voice whispered on the other end:"Hello?"
"Is your father at home?"
"Yes," the boy whispered.
"Can I speak to him?"
"No, he's busy."
"Is your mom home?"
"Yes"
"Can I talk to her?"
"No," the voice said still in a whisper.
"Is there anyone else there?"
"Yes," the boy whispered, "The fireman and the policeman, but they're busy talking to mom and dad."
The man was getting frustrated now, but he heard a loud noise on the other end of the line. "What's that noise"
The little boy replied in an awed whisper: "It's a helicopter! They're landing a helicopter on our lawn."
Angrily the man shouted "What are all those people doing over there?!?"
and the answer came:
"SHHH! Looking for me"
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