"Taxi driver in Heaven" joke
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. `Come with me`, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.`Wow, thank you`, said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. `Wait, I think you are a little mixed up`, said the priest. `Shouldn`t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God`s word.` `Yes, that`s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.`
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