"Taxi driver in Heaven" joke

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

' Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.

' Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

' Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest.' Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

' Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.'