"Teacher and a Kid" joke
When the whole class had left the little boy said, "Teacher, give me an A+ on my math test." The teacher then says "No." Then the boy said, "Give me an A, or I'll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you will get fired. So the teacher finally agrees, and gives him an A on his test. Then the boy says, "Teacher take off your shirt." The teacher says "No!" So the little boy says, "Take off your shirt, or I'll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you'll get fired. So the teacher takes off her shirt. Then the little boy says, "Take off your pants." But again, the teacher says, "No!" So the little boy says, "Take off your pants or I'll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you'll get fired. So the teacher takes off her pants. Then the boy said take off your bra and panties but the teacher says, "No!" So the boy says, "Take off your bra and panties or ill tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you'll get fired. So the teacher takes off her bra and panties. Then the little boy says, "Get on the desk and lie down." But the teacher says, "No!" So the boy says, "Get on the desk or ill tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you'll be fired." So the teacher gets on the desk and lies down. Then the boy says, "Let me get on top of you." But the teacher says, "No!" So the boy says, "Let me get on top of you or I'll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you'll get fired." So the teacher lets him get on top of her. Then the little boy says, "Teacher, let's start moving." But the teacher says, "No!" So the little boy says, "Let's start moving or I'll tell my mom, who will tell my dad, who will tell the principal, and you'll be fired. So the little boy and the teacher start moving. Jjust then, the mom, the dad, and the principal come into the room, and the little boy shouts, "Dad, look, I'm doing it! I'm doing it!" And all three of them fainted.
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