"Teachers" joke

Little Johnny goes home one day and says, "Mommy, I had sex with a teacher today."
His mother says, "OK you should go tell your daddy."
So he goes and tells his father. His father says, "I am so proud of you I am going to go buy a new bike."
Johnny and his father go and pick out this beautiful top-of-the-line bike.
His father says, "Johnny, why don't you ride your bike home?"
Johnny says, "I cant. My butt hurts too bad."

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