"Teachers Present" joke
The day before Christmas break, a few kindergarten students decided to give their teacher a gift.
The first gift was from a little girl whos daddy was a florist. The teacher takes the present unwraps it and discovers it's flowers. She thanks the girl and takes the next present.
Its from a little boy whose daddy own a candy store. She unwraps the present and sure enough there's a box of chocolates. She thanks the boy and takes the last gift.
The last gift is from a boy whose daddy owns a liquor store. The gift is dripping with a weird liquid. Shocked that the boy's father would give him alcohol to give to a teacher, decides to say nothing and guess what it is.
"Is it champagne?"
The boy replies "No."
"Is it wine?"
The boy again replies "Nope."
The teacher gives up and asks what it is.
The excited boy yells, "ITS A PUPPY!"
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