"Teaching About Tragedy" joke
President George W. Bush is trying to teach the students in an elementary class what a tragedy is. He asks if anyone knows.
One boy stands up and says, "If I got hit by a car, that would be a tragedy." "No, son," Bush says, "that would be an accident."
Another youngster stands up and says, "If we were all on a field trip and the bus went over a cliff, that would be a tragedy." "No, son," Bush says again, "that would be a great loss."
The children remain silent for a few minutes and then a third child stands up and says, "If you and Mrs. Bush were on Air Force one and it suddenly blew up and you both died, that would be a tragedy." The President thinks for a moment and then asks, "Why would you think that is a tragedy?"
"Well," replies the youngster, "it definitely wouldn't be an ACCIDENT and it sure as hell wouldn't be a GREAT LOSS!"
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