"Temel Tales" joke
One day Temel came to Istanbul and got into a boat from Haydarpasa. While they were sailing, the boat started to shake and Temel's suitcase fell into the water.
An old fisherman said," If you were careful enough, this would not have happened. What will you do now?"
Temel answered in a quiet way, " Do not worry, the keys are still with me."
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.