"Ten Southern Commandments" joke

(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.

(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.

(5) Put nothin' before God.

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's woman.

(7) No killin'... No how.

(8) Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff