"Terrible cold cure" joke
When Don and Putty Duh met each other on the street one day, Don noticed that Putty had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about that cold? ” he asked. “No, ” said Putty, “But I probably should. Do you know a good doctor? ” Don gave him the name of his own doctor and assured him that he’d be in good hands. About a week later, they met again and Don wasn’t sure if the cold was really better. “Did you see my doctor? ” Don inquired. “Oh, yeah, ” Putty Duh replied. “He was a really nice guy! ” “Well, did he give you something to help your cold? ” “Sure did! ” Putty answered, somewhat enthusiastically. “He told me to drink a big glass of fresh orange juice after a hot bath. ” “Well, did it help? ” Don asked hesitantly. “How do I know? ” Putty Duh retorted. “I haven’t even finished drinking the bath yet! ”
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