"That Tears It!" joke
I am so mad at John Kerry right now I can hardly see straight. With one badly told, overly-complicated, incredibly lame joke he has single-handedly turned our nation's finest hour into a complete and utter disaster.
From the original virtuous motives for going to war, to the meticulous collection of first-rate intelligence, to the ingenious planning and flawless execution of both the combat and exit strategies, to the humble, honest assessments of the advancements and setbacks, Operation Enduring Freedom has proven to be the most brilliant political and economic undertaking the United States has ever, or will ever, attempt. Our nation had never been richer, and terrorism on a global scale had been reduced to a trickle. We had truly won.
Then Senator John Kerry opens his mouth and ruins everything. Suddenly, we're facing over $8 trillion in national debt, a government that labels dissent "un-American" and almost 3,000 US casualties in Iraq. Not to mention a world that hates us a little more each day. All because of one thoughtless gaffe.
Well, Mr. Kerry, I hope you're happy. You've really done it this time.
Not enough votes...